Joey Fisher – busty in the UK

If you are anything like Flemming, you will probably have fucken noticed the arrival one of Joey Fisher.

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In other words… It’s Titty Time again!

She’s next to Gracie Finlan, Libby Smith, Jessica Davies and the Staceys (Massey and Poole, respectively) – the latest sensation in the UK’s tabloid/glamour industry. And for good fucken reason. She has ginormous tits. Holy crap, dudes. There are fucken big boobs, and there is Joey. She makes Jodie Gasson and Lucy Collett look positively petite.

According to boobpedia.com Joey’s chest is an all natural 32H (70H)  (same as GG cup). In others words, she can fucken smother a person with those things. Those aren’t just big firm boobs, but fucken floatation devices. Holy shit. I can’t possibly imagine what those things must weigh, or how they must strain her back. Speaking of which, she has a real nice butt too.

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Oh, fuck you too. The UK has a lot of really breasty girls willing to take their top off. So, what makes Joey so special? For one consider her slim body type. Considering the melons she carries around she’s fucken athletic and firm. She’s sexily tanned too, that always helps – but here’s the thing: miss Fisher isn’t chubby, just healthy looking. Curvaceous and confident.

Like Carla Brown or Jessica Kingham, she has a classy, girlish look about her that doesn’t fucken take away from the obvious fact that she has really big fucken tits. Which is why we are all here in the first place. She fills that bra out nicely, as the fucken saying goes.

I don’t know what is in the water over there in the United Kingdom, but the more of their girls I see – the more I want to fucken pack my shit and move there. You know, if there weren’t so many ridiculously hot women in Scandinavia. Just saying.

joey-fisher-17-578e7a2e-sz701x960-animateSo, here’s an idea for miss Fisher. Do a fucken photo shoot with Jessica Kingham, Stacey Massey and Summer St. Claire. Preferably with each of them separately. That’s fucken major boobage, friends. I mean, that would be a fucken gathering of UK Boob Royalty.

Holy crap.

But I’m just rambling incoherently about some really fucken busty UK girl now. Half of you drooling idiots probably stopped reading after the first photo – not that I fucken blame you. I would do the fucken same.

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